Sunday, February 28, 2010

Just Now

I've made myself breakfast: yummy eggs and toast. I sit down to eat. JUST THEN Lew runs up covered in something: oh my god you're covered in liquid shit! Call for help. Try to return to breakfast. JUST THEN cat runs upstairs and starts barfing right at my feet. Decide to never eat again.

7 comments:

Unknown said...

I wonder what the "old indian" has to say about that?

Astrid Rose said...

Birth control?

Anonymous said...

I hate days like that. Cat puke adds to the disgust of it all!

CO said...

Thank you SO much for the fine laugh I just had on an otherwise humourless Monday. :)

Unknown said...

It was pretty funny... albeit disgusting.

Heather said...

You are already too tiny to continue this lifestyle. You're likely to disappear completely.

Hot4Darmat said...

Yeah. Hosing off the caked-on liquid shit from a screaming, squirming toddler pretty much killed my appetite for the whole day, too. But coming down to hear about the cat barfing just made me laugh.

Maybe the squirrels got those eggs at least.