The suspense is likely too much....
Wendesday night: Child comes down with fever.
Friday, out drinking and carousing after work, happen across male keeper of viral vector. Wag my finger at him and say "I'm going to get you! You fucker." Him: "whatever, I'm doing you a favour, educating your child's immune system!" Me: "I'm going to TP your house. You better Watch Your Back!"
Today: Child number two comes down with fever. Tomorrow is a school day. Decided to take the revenge up a notch. Here are my options:
a) just TP his car. that will teach him.
b) throw a burning bag of poop at his front door at 3 am (you know, to mimic my sleepless nights due to sick kids).
c) Slash his tires; or at least flatten one.
d) feed him some botchulism.
e) sneakily piss in his beer.
I say D. But you tell me.