Hurties

This is a picture of my bum. After I dragged it on the floor. After I put on roller skates and was challenged to a "race." (who can say no to that?) That blue glowing alien hand is the paramedic cleaning up my ass wound. It stang, okay. And I couldn't stop laughing at all the guy paramedics who refused to even look. It hurt to sit for two days. But it was so worth it. (roller derby = radness and a gigantic love stroke for my ever growing ego.)