Friday, May 22, 2009

Last week's stats

Number of Germans in my house cooking me dinner: 2
Drinking glasses broken by Lew: 1
Daycare reprimands: 2
Threats from Revenue Canada: 1
Faces busted-up at the playground: 1
Golf-cart rides while eating burgers: 0 (unfortunate)
Free cookies: 3
Brain scans performed: 1
Perfectly executed insults: at least 5 but probably more
Beers consumed: Less than 7
Tanks driven by "student drivers" spotted: 1
Sisters visiting: 2 (one mine, one someone else's)
Sushi meals consumed: 1
(Bad) radio interviews given: 1
Potlucks attended: 1
Naps had: 5
fist fights* attempted: 20
fist fights lost: 20


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*ah, slap fights.

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