Things found

Yesterday on my way to somewhere: Noah and The Whale.

This makes me so happy I pee rainbows and want to smoke some stupid cigarettes.  Times 100. And then all over again.

(Please never invent a drug to cure whatever disease I've got.)

Happy Birthday Dexter

Today Dexter turned Seven. So we had cake for breakfast. And Lewis barfed.*

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*It isn't a party until someone pukes.

Today's Motto

Bullets:  "Shout Through the endless doubt"

How to: be cool

Dexter's Tag: he writes it on anything, every chance he gets. And if left long enough, he'll elaborate: "you poopt." 

This today in the sand, at the playground. Ten frowning boring grown-ups send disapproving stares while shaking their heads, no, no, no and shielding their babies' eyes. Me and five people under eight laugh hysterically.  Some of us even lost control of our legs and might have fallen down (just a little). Yes, it may have been me and yes, my children are charming.

How to: do extreme sports at home

His favorite hobbie: riding the stairs. At least he wears his helmet.

"It's Scary" he says. No freakin' kidding.

Going for his "sharp and pointy riding stick."

Things found

Two kids playing bedroom-frisbee. Dex is yelling "duck this time Neville, duck!" Lew is learning to tie knots and open windows.

Caught "green" handed. 

This Weekend's Motto

"Every woman needs a friend with a laser. AND a well-fitted bra."