How to: do extreme sports at home

His favorite hobbie: riding the stairs. At least he wears his helmet.

"It's Scary" he says. No freakin' kidding.

Going for his "sharp and pointy riding stick."

How to: have fun in the back of a car

Self stimulate (i.e., suck your thumb)

Sing to the rock 'n' roll

Balance your boots on your head

Take off your clothes (of course!): nudity makes everything more entertaining.