Six 6 Six 6

I love you at six.

Aberrant has no H in it

I learned this today. And now I'm super depressed. The main reason I used the word aberrant was because I thought it was mysterious and tricky and kinda hard to say: traits all due to the H. Abherant. So much more sexy and seductive with that slight hhhhhh sound after the b. Now it's just boring old aBBBerrant. Not a challenge at all. And Two Rs? Gross. I am so sad.

I went to a wedding

People wore lampshades: I cried.

I like when he does this

Curling his toes under himself

How to: Make pizza. 9 easy steps

1. take a marathon nap (3+ hours in several locations). Nap so hard try to nap even harder. Realize napping is costing 13 bucks an hour (babysitter). Stop napping.

2. notice pizza crust. start having magical fantasies about pizza. begin looking for pizza ingredients.

3. stare at canned goods for too long. find: 1 can artichoke hearts. go to corner store.

4. find: 1 bag of BBQ chips, I can tomato paste, and one friend standing on the street corner.

5. invite friend in for beer. drink beer. say goodbye to friend. return to pizza.

6. 1 pizza crust, 1 can tomato paste, dash of oregano, 1 small onion, 1 can artichoke hearts, cheese = PIZZA!

7. practice french. drunk text.

8. Pizza is ready!

9. Eat the entire thing. crack open the chips. figure I must have a tapeworm. Yay! tapeworm!

I'm dying

I'm about 90% sure of it. Signs:

1. my eyeballs hurt.

2. my knees hurt.

3. the cat keeps looking at me super creepily. like it knows something.

4. I have an urge to wear earrings. out of the blue.

5. I keep needing to eat. I find this unfair and annoying.

6. when asked how I am I say: "I feel like a concentration camp." It's as bad as it sounds.

7. cookies are not making me feel better

8. it's hard to carry my arms around. I am bored of my arms.

9. sometimes I feel hot. then lukewarm. then hot again.

10. I woke up the other night freaked out because I thought I had killed my hand by staying up too late. Luckily it had just fallen asleep.

11. I plan on filing taxes ahead of time.

Breakfast: so good.

Approximately 6:30 a.m. somewhere in K-town a half-mad woman* jacks the sound system to maximum+1 so she can have coffee in peace. Children run amok.

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*me