Todays Observations

1. That being told your child almost choked to death and they had to hymlick him isn't scary at all. 

2. I was right: my hellishly sore and terrible throat was just a virus. Or Astrid: 1, Strep throat: 0.

3. When I work, boy, I work. And when I work I don't think. Yay.

4. my laser face burn-off backfired: at three weeks out, I look worse instead of younger. maybe it just needs more time.

5. tapping into the internet once daily is best. Versus 5000 times.

6. that people with Teeny Tiny Heads exist. 

7. People litter on purpose. Crazy.

8. Social Grace is a lost art.