Nev: "Mommy! Dex just showed me a magic trick!!"
Me: "oh?"
Nev: "He put a car into his slinky and turned it into his penis!"*
Me: "Gross. Please put your penises away and get ready for school."
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*Who knew boys actually practiced tacky pick-up lines so young.
1 comment:
I always knew there was a strong relationship between cars and penises....oh and slinkies, too.
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