2. sudden mutiple-hour power outage.
Maybe these are just omens to getting drunk.
Omens are confusing.
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These are neither direct omens for the coming of Christ, nor omens to drink. Everybody knows that a sudden multiple hour power outage is either an omen for getting drunk or an omen for getting it on. Since the beer store people are on strike nobody can get drunk.
So this is about making babies.
(Statistics show significant increase of the number of newborns in an area roughly nine months after a major power outage. Reason: People find it hard to put on condoms in candlelight, they miss their mouth in the dark when taking the pill, or accidentally stuff their diaphragm into their ass.)
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