How to have a double-F birthday

Two of the three sibling characters 

1. On birthday-eve, Challenge yourself to drink every drink people put in front of you

2. nakedly fall into bed just pre-dawn;

3. Hear people rushing the stairs (children? neighbours?) and cringe at how awkward it will be when they reveal your naked body;

4. Get ambushed by one sister and two brothers, who drove all night from Nova Scotia to surprise you, and holy shit, did they ever surprise you. Experience euphoria;

5. Eat cake and sushi all day;

6. Get phone calls from around the world from all the people you love;

7. buy yourself a dress (or two);

8. have a party;

9. do it all on Friday the 13th!