5:45 in the a dot m dot: the naked snooze button

Dirty faced and nearly naked

Lew: [exiting his crib and running to my bedside] "BOOM....boom boom boom boom boom."

Me: "For the love of everything holy child, it's not morning. Go back to bed."

Lew: "Peee, diaper, peeee"

Me: "huh? OH CHRIST WHERE'S YOUR DIAPER? ack, huh, what are you doing? Get off my head! You're naked!"

Lew: "Nuggle? Me Nuggle?"

Five seconds later.....

[pulling at my arms and pulling the blankets off of me]

Lew: "MAMA! GET UP! Breakfast, breakfast. MAMA CEREAL."

Me: "GAH, just give me five minutes..."

Repeat until 7 a.m.