Friday, April 23, 2010

I'm dying

I'm about 90% sure of it. Signs:
1. my eyeballs hurt.
2. my knees hurt.
3. the cat keeps looking at me super creepily. like it knows something.
4. I have an urge to wear earrings. out of the blue.
5. I keep needing to eat. I find this unfair and annoying.
6. when asked how I am I say: "I feel like a concentration camp." It's as bad as it sounds.
7. cookies are not making me feel better
8. it's hard to carry my arms around. I am bored of my arms.
9. sometimes I feel hot. then lukewarm. then hot again.
10. I woke up the other night freaked out because I thought I had killed my hand by staying up too late. Luckily it had just fallen asleep.
11. I plan on filing taxes ahead of time.

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