Dexter: We've got presents!
Me: It's still midnight. go back to bed
5:00 am
Dexter, Neville and Lewis: PRESENTS PRESENTS PRESENTS
Me: GAH it's not light out, it's still nighttime go back to bed!! Jesus Christ.
6:45 am (in the dark and rushing downstairs)
Dexter: Daddy said we can have our stockings!
Me: no he didn't. the rule is when it's daylight and everyone is up! Back upstairs! Pronto.
6:55 am
Neville: Oh no! It's getting Darker!
7:05 am
Dexter: it's daylight!! Christmas Time!
Me: oh for the love of mercy...alright alright.
7:10 am
Me: slow down, someone is going to get a bad bad paper cut! AND then? who will be having any FUN?!
7:30 am
Dexter: Are there anymore presents?
Lewis: Chocolate! Trucks! Candy! Trucks!
Me: Coffee? Why didn't santa make me coffee? Jerk.
2 comments:
When I have a family, the tradition will be when the sun rises, presents will appear in my bedroom closet from Santa and NOT BEFORE THEN! Then I will personally unwrap each gift for everyone and tell them why whey are inadequate for desiring said gift. I'm going to be a great father.
I'm giving you sterility pills for your xmas present.
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