Monday, December 8, 2008

How to not do your homework

1. forget you have any.
2. leave it to the last minute to "remember."
3. Lie about what is expected of you.
4. fake a sickness: "isn't it more important that I rest 'cause I'm sick than I get my homework done?" then wince, grab your side, collapse (on the side of the road), and say you need to lie down (project due in less than 24 hours).
5. draw all over your hand instead of on your paper.
6. insist that doing the minimum is just fine, thank you very much.
7. make your mother pour herself a drink from the stress of it all.

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