Last week's stats

Milk: was definitely a good choice (on St. Viateur).

Number of:

couches slept on: 3

times I didn't get caught speeding: 12

neurons recorded from: 16

grants for next year obtained: 1

times I was hit on by women: 8

transgendered people that talked to me: 3

poutines that saved my life: 1

St. Viateur Bagels bought: 12

personal revelations: 2

outrageously beautiful days (read: HOT): 2 (1 per city)

times a wrong turn was taken: 4

party dresses purchased: 1 

work days skipped: 4

arabic lessons: 3

french lessons (trash-talk only): 1

fancy Toronto party invites: 1

nightmares: 5

times cake was eaten: 0 (boo)

naps in random places: 2