Dear Winter,
I know we are only a few days into our relationship this year, but seriously, do you have to come on so strong? Maybe you are only thinking of me and my cardiovascular health when you dump a fuck-ton of snow in my driveway for me to shovel at 6:30 a.m. (and continue to shovel for 60 minutes while all children cry in the car)? Maybe you think it's funny and are playing cute jokes when you are so freezing that all of our cars decide they've had enough and break down all at once due to the stresses of your cold? Obviously we don't share the same values and views on lifestyle. I'm sorry to say that I've had enough and I am dumping your wintery ass. If you continue to threaten me with your winds and snow drifts and freezing rain, I will get a restraining order. I'm not joking. Go fuck yourself.
I hate you.
Emily
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- Astrid Rose
- I'm a scientist, grower of three boys, quasi-human. I am inappropriate on purpose. If you follow me around you'll probably get a nosebleed. I enjoy quests. Most days I pretend to have amnesia.
2 comments:
That's what you get for leaving in such an awesome country!
i meant living, not leaving. i can't spell today.
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