See a penny let it lie and bad luck will pass you by.
See a gigantic severed bird talon? .......... I was torn. But I didn't pick it up (but I won't lie: I thought about it). I wonder what will happen next.
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- Astrid Rose
- I'm a scientist, grower of three boys, quasi-human. I am inappropriate on purpose. If you follow me around you'll probably get a nosebleed. I enjoy quests. Most days I pretend to have amnesia.
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See a gigantic severed bird talon...
Are you crazy? It's common knowledge what you have to do:
1. Immediately pee on it.
2. At the next full moon, at midnight, go to an old tree trunk with foul water in it, spit in it, tie a rope to the tail of a dead cat, rotate the cat above your head 31 times, then let go.
3. Immediately go home but on your way DO NOT look back.
Now, since you obviously missed step 1, you have to slightly alter step 2: instead of letting go of the cat, smash it on the ground next to you 3 times, then dump it into the foul water.
proceed to 3.
I hope I could help.
funny, but all of that was what I was thinking about....
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