Too bad you still smell like man pee.
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- Astrid Rose
- I'm a scientist, grower of three boys, quasi-human. I am inappropriate on purpose. If you follow me around you'll probably get a nosebleed. I enjoy quests. Most days I pretend to have amnesia.
6 comments:
I dream of smelling the man-pee of where you are. That sounds so gross.
I know! I would so go for that man pee in Paris over the kid pee I am smelling in Pittsburgh.
Ha ha! Kid pee anywhere is wayyyyyyy suckier than man pee in Paris. Wait, I'm still mad at you for being in Paris without me. Shit.
your-own-kid-pee versus stranger-man pee? no way. stranger-man pee is way worse. oh and paris has made me fat (I guess a two-week all pastry diet will do that). minus two for paris.
By fat do you mean that you gained two ounces? I think it must, because, even when you were 11 months pregnant, you still could not be considered fat. XO
I wish you were exaggerating about the 11 months. sadly, you are not.
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