After a 45 min argument of this:
Lew: I want to ride my bike!
Me: You have to put on underwear.
Lew: I want to ride my bike!
Me: You have to wear underwear
Lew: I want to ride my BIIIKKKEEE!
ME: But you have to put on underwear!!
Lew: I'm going to ride my bike.
Me: not if you don't have underwear.
Lew: I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE!
Me: then go get your underwear.
Lew: But I want to ride my bike.
Me: And I want you to wear underwear.
times 40 million (I wish this was an exaggeration).
Later that day he did get out to ride his bike, without underwear. And a little old lady stopped to talk with him. I hid behind the curtains.