Thursday, July 22, 2010

This is not Portland OR

After a 45 min argument of this:

Lew: I want to ride my bike!
Me: You have to put on underwear.
Lew: I want to ride my bike!
Me: You have to wear underwear
Lew: I want to ride my BIIIKKKEEE!
ME: But you have to put on underwear!!
Lew: I'm going to ride my bike.
Me: not if you don't have underwear.
Lew: I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE!
Me: then go get your underwear.
Lew: But I want to ride my bike.
Me: And I want you to wear underwear.

times 40 million (I wish this was an exaggeration).

Later that day he did get out to ride his bike, without underwear. And a little old lady stopped to talk with him. I hid behind the curtains.

Summer

Water-gun terrace terrorists.

Friday, July 2, 2010

The Future

After an evening of being aggressively chased by cute eight-year-old girls:

Duncan: "One of these days, you'll have to let those girls catch you"

Dex: "Yeah, but not at my age."

Yes. Please wait until you're at least 20.