2. have spontaneous parties at my kitchen table with all kinds of people
3. buy as little as possible
4. be more accepting of all the assholes in the world
5. try to be less of an asshole
6. drink moderately at least some of the time
7. avoid parades
8. teach lew that poop-play does not win you friends (at this rate he'll have a shit fetish by the time he's eight)
9. buy candy canes
10. finish my clone prototype
11. get my shit together
12. plan a faux vacation
13. buy some socks
14. do as little as possible
15. start not doing stuff tomorrow
