your-own-kid-pee versus stranger-man pee? no way. stranger-man pee is way worse. oh and paris has made me fat (I guess a two-week all pastry diet will do that). minus two for paris.
By fat do you mean that you gained two ounces? I think it must, because, even when you were 11 months pregnant, you still could not be considered fat. XO
I dream of smelling the man-pee of where you are. That sounds so gross.
ReplyDeleteI know! I would so go for that man pee in Paris over the kid pee I am smelling in Pittsburgh.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Kid pee anywhere is wayyyyyyy suckier than man pee in Paris. Wait, I'm still mad at you for being in Paris without me. Shit.
ReplyDeleteyour-own-kid-pee versus stranger-man pee? no way. stranger-man pee is way worse. oh and paris has made me fat (I guess a two-week all pastry diet will do that). minus two for paris.
ReplyDeleteBy fat do you mean that you gained two ounces? I think it must, because, even when you were 11 months pregnant, you still could not be considered fat. XO
ReplyDeleteI wish you were exaggerating about the 11 months. sadly, you are not.
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