Monday, March 1, 2010

Conversations

Doctor: "oh, so you took all of your clothes off..."

Me: "um, yeah, I'm here for a physical? Isn't that what I'm supposed to do?"

Doctor: "Except your hat. Why do you still have your hat on? Did you have chemo or something or just a bad hair day?"

Me: "hahahaaaaa. yeah. habit. I always wear my hat because I always have bad hair."

Doctor: "do you do drugs?"

Me: "No?"

Sometimes I really don't make a good first impression.

5 comments:

  1. I don't know if I will ever stop laughing.

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  2. This DID NOT happen! Oh god, thanks for the laugh for the second day in a row! heehee.

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  3. I like how your first action is to just remove all your clothes.

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  4. What do doctors know anyway?

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  5. The visual I'm getting of this conversation is hilarious.

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